Well the other morning as I sat here at the computer, Peach came over, looked thoughtfully at the lunchbox and said "Mommy, why are you smoking?"
And then the other day as I was mangling the lyrics to Fergilicious to my liking, John said "Yeah! More like Flabalicious." After looking at my face, he followed it with a quick kiss and a "Just kidding mom." But I was still left to pull the knife out of my back all by myself and wipe it clean on my greasy hair.
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Kids say the crappiest, I mean DARNDEST things!
But enough about that... I love the lunch box!
My first thought was that you should hold on to it because it'll probably be worth money some day. But then I checked (see, I even do research for my comments) and noticed there is about a billion of them on eBay, so it'll probably be a while until they're worth anything (if ever).
I'm so glad to know SOMEBODY's lookin' out for me!
Good thing I love it too!
Besides there being a billion of them, the chances of me keeping it pristine are nil.
Oh kids....sounds like my little mommy-esteem-crashers. EVERY time a diet commerical comes on Trent writes the number down FOR me. And if there is ever a news story about bad Mommies or being overweight both boys suggest we tape it so that I can watch it later. What the hell? thanks boys!
And Kurt Corbain does look rather fetching on that lunch box, I am sure Peach meant it as a good thing! AND, who is she to talk after that horrible wig she wore for Halloween? :)
Ohhhh.... myyyyyy........
I still think the lunch box is kinda cool...
Kids sure know how to suck the air out from under us! My littlest has taken to pinching my neck, another reminder that yes, gravity is taking affect
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