Saturday, November 11, 2006

Three more things I should have said to the Steam-Express guy...

"Oh! Be careful of the dog in the back yard, she bites. "

"I know, she seems really friendly, what with the licking and tail wagging, but seriously, if you try to open the gate latch, she'll take your arm off at the shoulder."

"Em-hm. We're still paying off a settlement with the meter-reader, so I'll have to pass on the pre-treat."

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